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Where in the fable does it say genies spin like Tazmanian Devils? A tall, bearded man with an evil grin is following a little boy around, offering him treats, and saying he can make all his wishes come true. Herbert: (from Family Guy, dubbed over Kazaam) Get your fat ass back here.

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(The Nostalgia Critic is seen running in a field from far away as "Requiem: Dies Irae" plays.) Announcer: The Nostalgia Critic cannot be here right now due to reasons of vengeance, but he has left a recording before he left, for you to enjoy. (beat) All right, that's a little dark, but you get what I'm getting at. (The camera tries to move away from NC as though an audience member is attempting to leave.) NC: Sit back down! (Kazaam flies really fast and then suddenly disappears.) NC: Did Kazaam just go back to the future? (A comical face becomes superimposed over the bodyguard and a scream is heard to make it look like he's in pain.) NC (voiceover): So Max finally locates his father once again, and, as expected, he's a douche. NC (voiceover): But once his dad finds out that he LITERALLY produced him, he changes his tone a bit.

(A "Previously Recorded" message comes up as we cut to the NC in his usual room.) NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. That's the kind of hatred this movie has driven me to. NC (voiceover): Apparently, back in the 90's, people thought if you could look in the camera and say "Drink Pepsi," you were considered a good actor. NC (voiceover): So Touchstone [Pictures] made a deal with Shaquille O'Neal to star in their latest family-friendly romp. NC: (reading the VHS cover to the movie) ..I'm quoting here, "A rappin' genie with attitude, who's ready for slam dunk fun! (he spits on it in disgust) What they mean to say is that... (NC shrugs) and chase him all throughout the city of... G: Who rock grooves and make moves with all the mommies? Kazaam: (rapping) If you've got the itches for a sack of riches, don't matter how avaricious/I'm the man that can grant your wishes! NC (voiceover): So Kazaam tells Max that he's his genie. (A picture of Gazoo from The Flintstones is put over the scene.) Gazoo: (dubbed by NC) Right here, dum-dums. NC: (as Travis) I just wanna be the guy who humps your mother. NC (voiceover): He comes back, looking like a Cadbury egg dressed as Liberace, and finally convinces Max to make his first wish. Nick Matteo (Max's dad; played by James Acheson): Who let this kid in here?

If this movie was a starving young woman who pleaded to me for just a bite of my ham and salami sandwich, I WOULD KILL HER! (A Taco Bell logo appears as Kazaam smiles once more.) NC (voiceover): So while munching on his munchies, Max comes to a sudden realization: Max: Until I make those last two wishes, I own you. NC: Of course, what they don't show you in this scene is his face right afterwards.

It knocks over a lamp that apparently holds the genie in, which forces him to fall into a boombox, which I guess the genie decides to call his new home. (mockingly as said bullies are figuring out how to get to Max) He went through a hole! (repeats that five more times) Oh, yeah, go through the hole. (Max turns around and suddenly bumps into Kazaam.) Ah, fuck, there he is. NC (voiceover): So Kazaam pesters Max until he decides to believe him and make a wish. It's the same look he gives when he's advertising something. Guests benefit from several dining options, including GRINN Restaurant and Mezonin Restaurant, which serves Italian cuisine. Wonderfull restaurants, especially Mezonin - very tasty, different food. Toiletries and bathrobes are provided in bathrooms.How did the country go from being the first free black republic with a huge wealth of natural resources to a shattered nation unable to support its citizens?How did the hope created by the rise of Jean Bertrand Aristide and the despair that followed the coup that drove him from power contribute to the inevitability of the January 2010 earthquake’s horrific death toll?The film gives context to the current problems facing Haiti, from the brutality of French colonialism and the bloody revolution that brought Haitians their freedom to the crushing foreign debt, the 15-year American occupation that ushered in the brutal dictatorship of “Papa Doc” Duvalier, and the earthquake that killed almost 300,000 people.

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